ABOUT

OUR MISSION

El Guiri Malo was born from a sense of absence.

In the United Kingdom, cannabis culture has long existed in the shadows. While other countries move forward, embracing reform and redefining the experience, the UK remains restrained. This is reflected not only in policy, but in how cannabis is consumed discreetly, cheaply, and often without care.

We set out to change that.

Through design, we create objects that bring the ritual into the open. Pieces that are not hidden, but held, displayed, and returned to. Where the market has been driven by disposability, we choose permanence.

DESIGN PHILOSOPHY

We believe the objects you chose to use reflect a part of yourself.

If you chose to live disposable and do not seek meaning in the everyday, this may not be the place for you.

Every detail is considered. Every page, every material, every finish is designed to elevate the experience without overstating it. The intention is not to shout, but to sit quietly with presence.

ABOUT THE CREATORS

El Guiri Malo is created by those who understand the culture from within.

Not from the outside looking in, but from lived experience of what it means to consume in the UK, the limitations, the stigma, and the quiet rituals that come with it.

This is not a reaction. It is a response.

A decision to create something better, not louder. To offer an alternative that reflects a different perspective, one rooted in taste, identity, and a belief that even the smallest rituals deserve their place.

"Elevate Your Smoke Into Statement"

Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal data.

Information We Collect
- Name, email, shipping address, payment details (processed securely by Shopify).

How We Use It
- To process and ship your order.
- To send order confirmations and updates.
- To improve your shopping experience.

Third Parties
- Payments are processed securely by Shopify Payments, PayPal, or other trusted providers.
- We never sell your data.

Cookies
- Used for site functionality and anonymous analytics.

Your Rights
- You may request access, correction, or deletion of your data at any time by contacting us at elguirimalo@gmail.com

Refund Policy

All El Guiri Malo products are limited-edition and crafted with care. Because of this, we do not accept returns or refunds for change of mind.

Damaged or Defective Items
- If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with clear photos.
- Once approved, we will offer either a replacement (if available) or a full refund to your original payment method.

Non-Returnable Items
- All limited-edition items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or faulty.

Exchanges
- Exchanges are only possible if your product arrives damaged or defective.

Shipping Costs
- In cases of damage or defect, we will cover return shipping if required.

Terms Of Service

Eligibility
- You must be 18+ to purchase from El Guiri Malo.

Products
- Our debut book is a lifestyle accessory intended for adult use. It is not marketed as a tobacco or cannabis product.

Accuracy
- We aim for accuracy in descriptions, but variations may occur due to artisanal production.

Orders
- Orders are confirmed once payment is received.
- We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders in cases of suspected fraud or misuse.

Intellectual Property
- All designs, branding, and content belong to El Guiri Malo.

Limitation of Liability
- We are not responsible for misuse of products beyond their intended purpose.

Shipping Policy

Processing Time
- Orders are dispatched within 3–5 business days.

Domestic Shipping (UK)
- Estimated delivery: 2–5 business days.

International Shipping
- Available to select countries.
- Estimated delivery: 5–14 business days.
- Customers are responsible for customs/import duties.

Tracking
- Tracking details are provided once your order has shipped.

Lost or Damaged Parcels
- If your package arrives damaged or is lost in transit, contact us within 7 days.
- As products are limited editions, replacements may not always be possible — in this case, refunds will be offered.